JokesMarriage A 12-year-old Boy Was Walking Down The Street. Boy Was Damn Stubborn. One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you a large bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” said the driver. “No way! Get lost!” replied the boy. “How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” the driver asked. “I said no way,” replied the boy. “What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver. “No, I’m not getting in the car,” answered the boy. “Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered. “No!” replied the boy. “What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver. The boy replied: “Listen, Dad: You bought the Volvo-you live with it!” See more Previous joke A Man Says To His Wife That Betty Is A Horse He Bet On. Next joke A Wife Got So Mad At Her Husband.