JokesMarriage A 3rd-Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call. This Is Super Funny. 14.3k Views A 3rd-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid who sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.” The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby … if I can, and I think I can.” The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don’t give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can … and I think can!” See more Previous joke Johnny Got On The Bus, Sat Next To A Man Reading A Book. Next joke A Wife Goes On A Retreat For Work.