JokesMarriage A 7-Year-Old Is Sitting On A Park Bench. His Reply Is Epic. A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.” The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”. The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?” “No” says the boy, “he minded his own bloody business.” See more Previous joke A Group Of 30-Year-Old Girlfriends Meet For Dinner. Next joke The Eaglets Were Preparing To Leave The Nest.