A 7 year old son came in from school today.

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:

“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”

“Erm, I don’t know” I replied

“Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing

“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs”

“Donald Duck” I replied

“No, all ducks you idiot”