ElderlyJokes A 75 Year Old Man Was Walking By. What Follows Next Is Funny. A 75 year old man was walking by and suddenly he hears a voice, ‘Stop!! there is a brick going to fall on your head’ The man stops and the brick drops infront of him.. After a short walk, The man was again alerted by the voice ‘Stop Don’t cross the road, there is a speeding car about to hit you’ The man cautiously waits and crosses safely He then turns back and thanks the voice behind and asks who is that. The voice responds, “I am the guarding angel sent by god to save you from Danger” The man politely asks “Where were you when I was about to get married. See more Previous joke A Young Man Named Chuck Bought A Horse. Next joke An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.