ElderlyJokes A 75 Year Old Walks Into A Bar With A Parrot. This Will Make You Go ROFL. A 75 year old walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks: “hey, where did you get him?” The parrot answers: “at a nursing home, they’re all over the place there!” See more Previous joke An Old Man And A 20 Year Old Are Paired Together. Next joke An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor.