ElderlyJokes An 80-Year-Old And His Wife Were Sitting Quietly. This Will Blow Your Mind. An 80-year-old Dan and his wife, Marie, were sitting quietly in their living room, each in their matching recliners. After a while, Marie asks Dan “How come you never talk to me anymore honey?” Dan replied, ” I have already told you everything I know a long time ago.” See more Previous joke A Man Was Sitting At Home One Evening. Next joke An 85-Year-Old Widow Went On A Blind Date.