ElderlyJokes An 82-Year-Old Man, Went To The Doctor For A Physical. This Is Funny. Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Surprised, the doctor caught up with him and said, “Morris, you’re really doing great, aren’t you?” Morris replied, “Just following your advice, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!'” The doctor chuckled and said, “No, Morris… I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful!'” See more Previous joke A Lizard Mom Is Pushing Her Newborn Down. Next joke An Old Man Shuffled Slowly Into An Ice Cream Parlour.