ElderlyJokes A 92 Year Old Man Went To The Doctor. This Is Funny. A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said, You’re really doing great aren’t you?” The elderly man replied, “Just doing what you said Doctor, get a hot mama and be cheerful,” The doctor replied, ” Umm I didn’t say that!! I said you’ve got a heart murmur and be careful.” See more Previous joke An Old Man Lived Alone In Ireland. Next joke A Lawyer Went Duck Hunting In Rural Oklahoma.