Two U.S. Dollar Bills Are Talking.

Then One Of Them Says This Hilarious Thing.

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar biII arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they strike up a conversation.

The twenty-dollar biII reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I’ve had a pretty good life,” the twenty proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.”

Wow!” said the one-dollar biII. “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

So, tell me,” says the twenty, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”

The one dollar bill replies, “Oh, I’ve been to a Methodist Church, a Baptist Church, a Lutheran Church.”

The twenty-dollar biII interrupts, “What’s a church?”

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