A man is on trial for killing and eating a spotted owl.
He tells the judge,
“I’m sorry it was endangered, but I had been lost in the woods for five days and I was starving.”
The judge deliberates a while and dismisses the case.
Before the man leaves the judge whispers, “Between you and me, how did it taste?”
The man replies, “It was sort of like a cross between a bald eagle and a harp seal.”
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