An old man was sitting on his front porch….
He watches a boy walk by with chicken wire.
Old man: “hey boy, what are you doing with that chicken wire”
Boy: “I’m going to catch some chickens!”
Old man “that’s not how that works, but have fun”
An hour later the boy comes back with a stringer of chickens
Next day, same thing but boy has a roll of duct tape.
The old man inquires and the boy responds that he is going to catch some ducks.
Once again the old man advises him about actual uses for duct tape.
An hour later the boy comes back with several ducks.
The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by with a bundle of Pus*y willows.
The old man shouts “ let me grab my coat, I’m coming with you!!”
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