A local news station interviews an old farmer about a farmer’s daily life.
Interviewer: So, Mister, where do you wash your cows?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
The interviewer wonders what the farmer means and goes along with it.
Interviewer: Umm… the white one.
Farmer: I wash her by the river.
Interviewer: What about the black one?
Farmer: I wash her by the river, too.
The interviewer raises her eyebrows and is a bit confused.
Interviewer: Well then, mister, what do you feed your cows?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
Interviewer: The white one.
Farmer: I feed her grass.
Interviewer: What about the black one?
Farmer: I feed her grass, too.
This time, the interviewer is a bit annoyed and tries one more time.
Interviewer: Okay then, where do you keep your cows?
Farmer: The white one or the black one?
Interviewer: The white one.
Farmer: I keep her inside the barn.
Interviewer: What about the black one?
Farmer: I keep her inside the barn, too.
Finally, the interviewer could not take it any longer.
Interviewer: Mister, why do you keep asking if it’s the white one or the black one if you’ll just give the same answer?
Farmer: Well… That’s because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: What about the white one?
Farmer: That one’s mine too.
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