A Rancher Has The Largest Bull In Texas.

One rancher has the largest bull in Texas and the second rancher has the best milking cow in the county.

They decide to mate the two and split the offspring between them.

They lead the bull to the cow, but the cow walks away disinterested.

The bull tries to mount the cow, but the cow walks away and won’t let the bull get near her.

The owners watch as the bull’s repeated attempts are met with a cold response.

The bull’s owner leans over to the cow’s owner and asks,

“Did you get your cow from Ft. Worth?”

The cow’s owner, astonished, replies,

“Yea, I did! How did you guess?”

“My wife is from Ft. Worth.”