Two Elderly Women Were Eating Breakfast.

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said,

“Mabel, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear? “

Mabel answered,

“I have a suppository?”

She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said,

“Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.”