JokesMarriage A Husband Takes A Pair Of His Pants. The Husband Did Something Totally Unexpected 4.8k Views A husband takes a pair of his pants, throws them at his wife and says “Put these pants on.” She says to him. “I can’t wear these pants.” And he says. “And THAT’s the way it’s going to be around here!”. A week later, she walks up to him, throws a pair of her panties at him and says “Put these panties on.” He says “I can’t get into these panties!” And She says “And THAT’s the way it’s going to be until you apologize!” See more Previous joke A Farmer Decided To Tell His Son. Next joke Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.