ElderlyJokes A Motorist Asked This Driver If He Was Drunk. His Answer Was Amazing. 4.3k Views The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. “Good lord, mister,” he gasped, “Are you drunk?” Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. “What the hell do you think I am… A STUNT DRIVER?” See more Previous joke An Elderly Lady Tries To Bore A Man On A Plane. Next joke A Man Was Driving Along The Highway.