AnimalsJokes A German Shepherd, Doberman And Cat Died. What Follows Next Is Mind Blowing. 3.1k Views A German Sheperd, Doberman and cat died. All three faces the god who wants to know what they believe in. The german shepherd says: “I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master”. So God says him to sit on his right side. Then it was the turn of Doberman and it says ” I believe in the love, care and protection of my master” so god said it to sit on his left side. Finally, it was the cats turn and god asked cat the same question. Then the cat answers “I believe you are sitting in my seat”. See more Previous joke An Old Lady Is Turning 100. Next joke Johnny Was Talking About Whales.