JokesMarriage A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted. Prepare for a portrait painting with a devious twist! 4k Views A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.” See more Previous joke A Man Walks Into A Shop. Next joke An Elderly Couple, A Priest, And A Doctor Walk Into A Bar.