AnimalsJokes The Squirrel Was Sitting In An Apple Tree. What Follows Next Is Super Funny. The squirrel was sitting in an apple tree when all of a sudden a cow came climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer “What in hell are you doing here”. The cow’s answer was “I thought I’d eat some oranges” so the squirrel told him “But this is an apple tree”. And to that the cow answered, “I know. I brought my own”. See more Previous joke A Baby Elephant And A Baby Turtle Drinking From A River. Next joke Johnny’s Teacher Was Giving A Lesson.