JokesMarriage The Boy Asked His Father. What Follows Next Is Epic. Boy aged 4: dad, I’ve decided to get married Dad: wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? Boy: yes, grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too.. and she’s the best cook and & storyteller in the whole world! Dad: that’s nice, but we have a small problem there! Boy: what problem? Dad: she happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!? Boy: why not?! You married mine!!• See more Previous joke A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub. Next joke A Newly Married Husband Saved His Wife’s Mobile Number.