AnimalsJokes An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky. This Will Leave You In Awe. An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s btt and asks, How high up are we? the eagle replies. “About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies. The mouse replies, “You ain’t shtin’ me, are you? See more Previous joke An Old Man Was Sitting In Private Box. Next joke A Busy Farmer Needed Some Help.