AnimalsJokes A Zookeeper Is Ordering New Animals. He Never Expected This To Happen. A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “Two mongeese.” That doesn’t look right, so he tries “Two mongoose,” then “two mongooses.” Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.” See more Previous joke An Old Man In Miami Calls Up His Son. Next joke An Old Man Had A Dog.