ElderlyJokes An Elderly Man Sees An Old Friend Crying In A Bar. Reason Is Hilarious. An elderly man sees an old friend crying in a bar. He goes up to him and asks him how everything’s going in his life? “Wonderful,” his friend answers. “I just got married to the most desirable woman a man could ever lay his eyes on!” “So why are you crying, my friend?” “Because I can’t remember where I live!” See more Previous joke A 60-Year-Old Father Seemed To Be Losing His Hearing. Next joke Harry The Eagle Waited At The Nest For Mary.