JokesMarriage A Couple Was Having Quarrel In A Lodge. This Is Hilarious. A couple was having quarrel in a lodge and the man calls the manager and says, “I’m having an argument with my wife, and now she wants to jump out the window.” “please come fast” Manager: “I am sorry sir this is your personal issue,please solve it by yourself.” Husband: “The window is not opening, this is not a personal issue this is a maintenance issue. See more Previous joke Johnny Was Late For School. Next joke Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner.