AnimalsJokes The Conversation Between Englishman And Welshman. This Is Epic. Englishman: “Thats your Dog”..?? Welshman: “Aye”. Englishman: “Mind if I Speak to him”..?? Welshman: “Dog don’t Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how’s it going”..?? Dog: “Doing All Right, Thanks”. Welshman: (Look of Shock). Englishman: Is this your Owner”..?? (Pointing at the Welshman). Dog: “Yep.” Englishman: How’s He Treating You”..?? Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play.” Welshman: (Look of Total Disbelief). Englishman: “Mind if I Talk to your Horse”..?? Welshman: “Horse Don’t Talk”. Englishman: “Hey Horse how’s it Going”..?? Horse: “Cool, Thanks”. Welshman: (Extreme Look of Shock). Englishman: “Is this your Owner”..?? (Pointing to the Welshman). Horse: “Yep.” Englishman: “How’s He Treating You”..?? Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he Rides me, Brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice Stable to protect me from the Weather.” Welshman: (Now a Look of Total Amazement). Englishman: “Mind if I Talk to your Sheep”..?? Welshman: “That Sheep’s a bloody Liar”.. See more Previous joke An Old Man Of About 70 Years Age Went To The Bank. Next joke The Woodland Animals Decide To Open A Public Restroom.