JokesMarriage Little Johnny Walked Into The Kitchen. This Is Hilarious. Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, “I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.” Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, “Golly, it worked!” Puzzled, his mother asked, “What do you mean?” Little Johnny replied, “Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!” See more Previous joke A Conversation at the Gas Station. Next joke The Wife Served Breakfast To Husband.