JokesMarriage The Husband Called The wife On The Phone. This Is Funny. The husband called the wife on the phone and said “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was knocked out! He is in hospital now… Actually, Second Wife is the name of a restaurant. See more Previous joke Little Johnny Wanted To Go To The Zoo. Next joke A Married Lady, Visited Her Elderly Parents’ Home.