JokesMarriage Husband Flirtatiously Requests His Wife. What Follows Next Is Just Mind Blowing. Husband flirtatiously requests his wife. “Sugar, can you lend me 15 dollars?” He continues, “I want to buy a case of beer.” Wife says, “No darling.” Husband asks, “Why?’ “I wanted to buy myself some make-up because I want to look pretty for you.”, Wife replies. Husband says, “Sugar, that’s exactly why I wanted to buy those beers.” See more Previous joke A Man Hated His Wife’s Cat. Next joke Little Johnny Bring His Teacher A Pretzel.