AnimalsJokes A Girl Was Pampering A Horse. This Is Truly Hilarious. A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the gen!t@@@@@@1 of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, Maam please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse. See more Previous joke Three Old Ladies Were Sitting At The Dinner Table. Next joke A Little Girl Was Leading Her Dog.