JokesMarriage Johnny And Billy Were Engaging In The Tradition. This Is Funny. Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared. “No, he’s not!” Johnny responded. “My brother is better than you brother!” Billy said. “He is not! He is not!” Yelled Little Johnny. “My mother is better than your Mother!” Billy continued. A long pause ensued, then Little Johnny said, “Well, I guess ya got me there. I’ve heard my Father say the same thing more than once See more Previous joke A Couple Had Been Married For 40 Years. Next joke The Well-Dressed Gentleman Watched An Old Man.