ElderlyJokes An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog. What Follows Next Will Make You Go Laugh Silly. An old woman was walking her dog one evening when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off, A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes, The old woman smiles and tells the couple that Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it… Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse. See more Previous joke An Old Man Wants A Job. Next joke A Man Settles In His Seat.