Johnny And His Wife Had Their First Fight.

It was their first quarrel.

Johnny was coming off worst until he brought his bride’s family into the argument.

“Your father is an old drunkard,” he stated with venom.

“Your mother is a nagger, and your brother is an idle Iayabout”

“Can’t you say one decent thing about my family?” she asked, sarcastically.

Johnny replied: “Yes, just one! They were all opposed to our marriage.”