AnimalsJokes A Rabbit Walks Up To A Bear That’s Sitting Next To A Tree. This Is Dreadful. A rabbit walks up to a bear that’s sitting next to a tree. The bear asks the rabbit, “Excuse me, but do you have a problem with sh*@@t being on your fur?” The rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies, “No, not at all.” So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his with him. See more Previous joke Two Men At A Bus Stop Started A Conversation. Next joke A Man Was Driving Along The Highway And Saw A Rabbit.