JokesMarriage A Drunk Husband Arrived Late At His Home. This Will Surely Make You Laugh Crazy. Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell.. Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. Sleep outside on the road tonight. There was a well beside their house. Husband : I’ll Jump into well If you don’t open the door. Wife : Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight. Husband picks a big stone and threw it into the well, wife opens the door and ran towards the well. Husband enters the house and locked it from inside. Wife : Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here. Husband : Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them that from where are you coming this late and that too in night wear. See more Previous joke Three Turtles, Joe, Steve, And Poncho, Decide To Go On A Picnic. Next joke Johnny Teaches His Entire Family A Lesson.