JokesMarriage This Couple Had An Argument. Then The Wife Says This Ingenious Thing. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied. “My in-Iaws.” See more Previous joke A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia For A Vacation. Next joke A Bear Was Driving A Truck.