JokesMarriage A Wife Asks Her Programmer Husband. This Will Blow Your Mind. A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.’ Later on, he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says ‘ Why the fck do you have 6 gallons of milk?’ He responded ‘They had eggs.’ See more Previous joke A 15 Year Old Little Johnny Comes Home. Next joke An Old Man Was On The Operating Table.