JokesMarriage A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream. What Follows Next Is Funny. After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile. The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home. That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled… “The Meaning of Dreams See more Previous joke A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom Outside. Next joke Husband Talked To His Wife.