The Pastor Noticed Little Johnny Standing In The Foyer.

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.

“Good morning, Johnny.”

“Good morning, Pastor,”

“Pastor, what is this?”

 Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Finally, little Johnny’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,

“Which service, the 8:00 or the 9:30?”