AnimalsJokes This Little Snail Bought A Little Car. This Is Gold This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little’s s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered “When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!” See more Previous joke Johnny Was Sitting Around Watching Cartoons. Next joke A Motorist Asked This Old Driver If He Was Drunk.