ElderlyJokes A Motorist Asked This Old Driver If He Was Drunk. His Answer Was Amazing. The car speed off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. “Good lord, mister,” he gasped, “Are you drunk?” Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. “What the hell do you think I am… A STUNT DRIVER?” See more Previous joke This Little Snail Bought A Little Car. Next joke Two Old Guys Were Sitting On A Park Bench.