ElderlyJokes A 60-year-Old Man Is Getting His Annual Physical: This Is Epic. A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: – Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? – That depends,” says the doctor. Do you smoke? – No – Do you drink? – No – Do you have fun with Girls ? – Of course not – Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years? See more Previous joke Three Elderly Drunk Guys Entered A Taxi.