An Old Man Was Enjoying Opening Presents.

It was Christmas morning and an old man was enjoying opening presents with his family but every time he opens a present,

he checks to be sure that everything is there…

“Great, 4 steak knives. 1, 2, 3 and 4!”

“A dozen wrenches? Brilliant! 1, 2, 3, 4….10, 11 and 12!

“Four wine glasses, neat. 1, 2, 3 and one more makes 4.”

This continues on for some time and his family is growing increasingly annoyed with him.

Yet he continues on.

“Fifty fishing lures, oh my. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

“Oh for father’s sake, Adam,” his wife suddenly yelled at him:

“It was ONE rib, let is go!”