Johnny Said To His Dad.

Johnny, a very young lad aged 4 years, says to his father,

‘Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.’

His father explains,

‘For that johnny, you have to have a boy and a girl.’

So Johnny answers,

‘I’ve already found a girl.’

‘Who?’ splutters his Dad. ‘Grandma,’ continues Jack happily.

‘Now, let me get this straight,’ his father says. /

‘You want to marry my mother? …………….. You can’t do that.’

‘I don’t see why not?’

Johnny responds, ‘You married mine!’