Johnny, a very young lad aged 4 years, says to his father,
‘Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married.’
His father explains,
‘For that johnny, you have to have a boy and a girl.’
So Johnny answers,
‘I’ve already found a girl.’
‘Who?’ splutters his Dad. ‘Grandma,’ continues Jack happily.
‘Now, let me get this straight,’ his father says. /
‘You want to marry my mother? …………….. You can’t do that.’
‘I don’t see why not?’
Johnny responds, ‘You married mine!’