AnimalsJokes A Lion, A Tiger, A Cheetah And A Mouse Fell In A Hole. This Is Super Funny. A lion, a tiger, a cheetah and a mouse fell in a hole. After hours of trying to escape, they finally gave up and accepted their fate. Soon enough, they started to get hungry. The tiger proposed, “Let’s start by eating the weakest animal.” The cheetah agreed, but the mouse stood up and said, “If you touch the lion, I’ll kick you!” See more Previous joke A Man Runs Out To The Pet Store And Buys A Clown Fish. Next joke Two Old People Sitting on A Park Bench.