JokesMarriage A Happy Couple Was Once Celebrating Their First Anniversary. This Is Hilarious. A happy couple was once celebrating their first anniversary… And during the entire celebration, the husband carried his wife on his back. When a friend asked why he was doing this, the man replied, “I’m a turtle.” The friend then asked about his wife, to which he replied, “Oh, her? She’s Michelle.” See more Previous joke A Man Was Walking Past A Retirement Home . Next joke A Husband And Wife Were Grocery Shopping .