A man is walking through the park when he spots an elderly man crying his eyes out on a park bench…
Feeling empathic, he sits down beside the man, and tries to initiate conversation.
“Troubles with the wife?…” he asks gently
“W-Wife? No not at all, I have an amazing wife at home, she’s a beautiful person, we’ve been married for fifty years, she’s an amazing cook too!”
“Oh, uhm, trouble with your kids?”
“My kids? No not at all! I’ve got a litter of handsome and successful kids at Home, and they all married great people that I approve of!”
“Really? Well, Money trouble then?”
“Money? No I got all the money I could possibly want at home in my safe! I inherited millions from my father, I invested all of it and I’m getting tens of thousands of dollars in return every month!”
Well, is there a problem with your house then!?”
“My house?! No! I live in a beautiful three-story mansion with servants, a pool, and a double-garage!”