A Guy Sits Down At The Bar.

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

“Is everything okay pal?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight and she isn’t talking to me for a month!”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says,

“Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know,..a little peace and quiet?”

“Yea. But today is the last day!”