Irish Diet

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day …

Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

“That’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded….

“I’ll tell you though, be all the saints, I thought I were going to drop dead on that third day.”

“You mean from the hunger?” asked the doctor.

“No,,,,,,, from the bloody skipping!!!”