A Mom Is Driving Her Little Girl To Her Friend’s House For A Play Date.
“Mommy,” The Little Girl Asks, “How Old Are You?”
“Honey, You’re Not Supposed To Ask A Lady Her Age,” The Mother Warns. “It’s Not Polite.”
“OK,” The Little Girl Says, “How Much Do You Weigh?”
“Now Really,” The Mother Says, “These Are Personal Questions And Are Really None Of Your Business.”
Undeterred, The Little Girl Asks, “Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce?”
“That’s Enough Questions, Honestly!” The Mother Says With Exasperation.
Later, The Little Girl Tells Her Friend, “My Mom Wouldn’t Tell Me Anything.”
Her Friend Replies, “All You Need To Do Is Look At Her Driver’s License. It’s Like A Report Card; It Has Everything On It!”
That Night, The Little Girl Says To Her Mom, “I Know How Old You Are! You’re 32!”
The Mother Is Surprised And Asks, “How Did You Find That Out?”
“I Also Know That You Weigh 140 Pounds,” The Little Girl Says.
Now Shocked, The Mother Asks, “How In The World Did You Figure That Out?”
The Little Girl Beams, “And I Know Why You And Daddy Got A Divorce!”
“Oh Really?” The Mother Asks Nervously. “Why?”
The Little Girl Triumphantly Says, “Because You Got An F In Driving!”
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